Your budget has jokes
Your spending.
Our punchline.
Turn a receipt or redacted bank statement into an AI personality roast. Brutally funny, suspiciously accurate, and made for the group chat.
Start free. Bring your receipts. Leave your dignity.
Our ground rules
Redact personal details before uploading
Share the joke, not the statement
Entertainment, not financial advice
Receipts → revelations
A little self-awareness.
A lot of emotional damage.
Your shopping habits have a personality. Let’s give it a name.
Bring the receipts.
Upload a shopping receipt or a redacted spending summary. Remove names, account numbers, and anything you don’t want analyzed first.
Meet your financial alter ego.
AI turns your spending patterns into a personality and a roast. Less spreadsheet energy. More ‘why is this so accurate?’
Send it to the group chat.
Share a branded results card—not your financial documents. Challenge your friends to find out who has the most chaotic spending personality.
Your financial personality
CHAOTICThe Luxury Broke™
Champagne taste. Instant-noodle savings.
- Coffee
- $287
- Delivery
- $412
- Savings
- $96
The roast
“You’ve spent more on iced coffee than your future. Your DoorDash driver has a better retirement plan than you do.”
The Witty Wallet / financially unserious
Illustrative mockup using fictional spending data. Not a real user result.
Small subscription. Big roast energy.
Laugh first. Level up later.
Start with the free experience. The planned $4.99/month premium tier adds monthly spending roasts and group competitions—so the group chat can keep score. Check the available plans below before subscribing.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
The receipt doesn’t lie
You bought it.
Now own the punchline.
One receipt. One personality reveal. A whole new reason to mute the group chat.